I love submissions! If you are a person who knows how to use their words and also eats the heck out of burgers, contact me.
Or if you just want me to eat some crazy ass burger you saw on Man vs Food (full disclosure, I'm not gonna do that) feel free to direct me to the burger joint you would like to see reviewed and I will do my best to either ruin it for you or make you desperate to eat it.
I also write the zine "Success- stories of failure" and the comic "Would You Still Be My Friend If..." because, you know, life isn't just about burgers..yeah right! haha j/k LOL it's totally all about burgers!!